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Mandatory Sunscreen For All (Satire But Probably Not)

Fellow citizens. After our recent get together in bonny Scotland for the COP26 Climate Change fake crisis planning event, we have decided – without consulting the rest of humanity (because we don't care what you think) – that the time has come to make sunscreen mandatory for all human beings on planet

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Germophobia Is A Mental Illness And Humans Are Programmable Biological Robots

Germophobia is BIG BUSINESS! And if you're in the business of selling antibiotics, antivirals, vaccines, diagnostic tests, PPE, masks, gloves, and hand sanitizer, you'd better learn how to make people extremely scared of germs or your potentially lucrative business will fall flat on its face before getting out the gate.

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Predictive Programming: Games That Depict Virus Outbreak, Martial Law, Collapse Of Industrial Civilisation

Predictive programming or preparatory propaganda has long been used in works of fiction to educate the general public on topics that can later be used to control them in some way. For example, what may at first appear to be harmless sci-fi fantasy books, movies and videogames depicting alien invasions,

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Mask Of The Beast - The New Normal For Covidiots In Coronavirus Land

Are you a Maskhole? Do you like to Mask Debate? If so... you may be a Masktard living in Masktardia! Which is where we live now in case you hadn't noticed. That said, I have to admit that within the global community of Masktardia some provinces are worse than others.

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The Global Zombie Farm - Only Domesticated Human Animals Can Be Led To The Slaughter

The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. And the zombies are wearing designer masks! I have been aware for some time now that the zombification of the human species is well under way and not far from completion. The Global Elite Master Farmers have perfected the art of controlling and domesticating

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Imagine That Viruses Are Not Contagious, Germ Theory Is Wrong, Louis Pasteur Was A Fraud, And Media, Politicians, And Big Pharma Lie For Profit

The COVID-19 Plandemic... is a hoax. In fact, it's far more than that. It's one of the most egregious cases of criminal fraud ever perpetrated on the human race. If you haven't reached that conclusion by now, after months of non-stop empirical evidence, then I'm afraid you might be suffering

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Schizophrenic Plandemic COVID-19 Last Push For Global AI Control Grid

Why schizophrenic? Well, according to the Mayo Clinic... https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizophrenia/symptoms-causes/syc-20354443 Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be

Riot police attacking peaceful protesters wearing masks

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Global COVID-19 Pandemic Hysteria, Cover For Economic Collapse, System Reset, Totalitarian Takeover

We have a problem. And no, it's NOT Coronavirus, COVID-19 or any of the other outbreaks of the past twenty years or so. Ten years ago Swine Flu spiked panic for a while, then slithered away into the shadows. MERS and SARS followed suit following a similar pattern, and now